drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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