dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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