Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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