My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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