Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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