just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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