never play flip cup with pint glasses
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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