Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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