Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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