At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Bring me that man meat
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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