We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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