He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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