i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Randomize
