I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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