On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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