cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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