I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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