i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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