loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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