Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You're like the curious george of whores
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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