So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
