i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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