You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
