I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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