then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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