just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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