Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
