We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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