Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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