the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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