Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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