??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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