even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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