You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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