Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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