Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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