its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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