Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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