their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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