You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
