I just made out with a guy for $7.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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