That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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