...so i touched it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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