Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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