The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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