He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just found a bag of teeth...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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