I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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