I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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