No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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