Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you had me at cake vodka
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My vagina just clenched in fear
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
