ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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