sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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