What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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