You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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