at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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