my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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