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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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